Paul

"Grab a catalogue before you go with the weans so they know what they want, otherwise prepare for a loooooong day here. Prices ain't the cheapest either."

"Theres a pool party every Saturday from 6:30-7:30. Cheaper to take the kids then but the pool tends to get crazy then. I take my two an hour or so before - its a couple of quid dearer but its quiet."

"Book online to get a ticket discount as it'll cost 8 quid for an adult instead of 13, so you won't feel as ripped off when the kids go round it in 10 minutes to then spend 20 minutes in the gift shop."

"Don't get the kids Hotdogs - they are terrible !!! They have zero taste to them. Bleurgh !!!"

"Lunchtime deal - 3 quid for ANY supper and a can of juice. And it's no baby portions too."

"Bring a bank loan for the food and drink stands. Or visit the Spar in Camelon Main Street first to stock up on juice n snacks for the kids."