Chad Farthouse

"I thought this was a gay bar and when I found out it wasn't I left in a hurry"

"Make out with Brooks Brown with the lights off and your tits out and the bathwater running"

"They must use reclaimed water because this place smells like farts. Chronic poo air!"

"Literally go nowhere near the 4th floor unless you wanna get raped"

"This is a stadium of books, an arena of knowledge, a palace of possibilities!!!"

"Get a corndog, no sides"