Cheswick Fingelbottum III, Baron of East Bumblefart

"Ask for the West Indies Baboon Special Clover. An actual baboon will come from the back and make the coffee. Just don't ask for whipped cream....tragic mistake."

"Watch out for the poop. And the giraffe."

"This place smells of feet and pine cones"

"This Starbucks was built on an old Indian burial ground. You can hear the ghosts when they ground the coffee."