Wilbert Chinchilla

"I hate that one Hispanic guy who sings dumb dance songs in the Sauna."

"It's now La Casa de Frida. Get the Pechuga de Diego. Soo good and creamy. Get tortillas too!"

"Order the Volcano Roll and the Firecracker Jack roll for a special surprise."

"29th of the month Gnocchi is alright. Pretty generic sauces that you can buy from a store. For $13 bucks, you're better off ordering something else."

"The Dateline:Downtown is where I spend most of my days, chillin out relaxing sitting by the pool....there is no pool."

"Best pizza!"