Chris Cacioppo

"Come, as you are, as you were, as I want you to be: Comfortable. Because the TSA is going to suck out your soul and a beer will cost you 10 bux."

"Order stakeholder survey apéritif paired w/ ecomm entrée. Main course digital ratatouille: email, social, and paid search, skillfully fired in concert by Chef de Cuisine David and crew. Mmm, metrics."