Colin Rafferty

"Bring a designated driver; the beers are not only delicious, but also high-octane."

"Find Elizabeth, one of the red-shirted weekend volunteers--she loves reptiles and knows a ton. Great with kids, too."

"The receipt spells "Broad" as "Board," which tells you all you need to know about the attention to detail here."

"There will be a million people in line, but if you're just returning to America (or are about to leave), there's no finer burger."

"Don't miss Abel, the monkey we sent into space, stuffed and in his space gear in the moon exploration section."

"Ever since they installed the self-checkout, my soul no longer tries to escape my body when I run in here."