Cyrus Elder

"This place survives because it's the only place in the area to see larger events. Parking is horrible, sound is mediocre at best, food tastes like garbage and beer is completely over priced."

"As stated by others the fish tacos are fantastic, but 2 tacos for $16 something is a bit much. 3 would have been right at that price. Our waiter Chris was great."

"The music at the pool is positively atrocious. Bring headphones or sit far away from the green speakers. Or be prepared to be tortured by indiscriminate droning elevator/shopping music volume 5."

"Put your umbrellas inline or behind the rental umbrellas, or be told to relocate after you setup."

"Always a long wait, don't come here with more then 4 people. Everyone cries about the service but the place is still packed. Probably the same people who elected Obama for a 2nd term."

"I feel like I'm in a bad casino in West Virginia...."