Dann Goff

"There are a ton of fun caves to find and explore plus like 5-6 valleys of goblins."

"This is the best place for bonfires if you want to stay up late into the night and not be bothered by police or lame neighbours."

"The guy that lives here is totes crazy!! You should stay away or it might rub off on you."

"The hot blonde that lives here (her name is Val) is totes amazing!! Check her out, you'll be glad you did. ;-)"

"This is a great central meeting place when having an activity."

"Don't go to the front door. Go to the side door in the carport."