Dan Shannon

"Help the checkers bag your groceries when it's hella crowded you, you lazy hipster d-bags."

"SMC can be described as the following: Limbo, Purgatory for Undergrads, the Dante-esque First Circle of Hell for College students, No-direction Central, etc...Don't get stuck here."

"Come at night. Less retards frequenting the parking lot."

"This parking lot sucks. It's like people suddenly go full retarded as soon as the get off of the street here."

"Bout as close to the same as Japan as one can expect. Kicks the shit out of Curry House or Hurry Curry or whatever other weaksauce curry restaurants there are in the LA area. Word."