Derek Huffman

"Not friends with the Karaoke DJ? Then be prepared to wait... possibly not sing at all. She'll put her buddies up on stage right away all night long."

"A good, honest auto shop is hard to find. I don't trust a lot of people. There's a reason I come here regularly."

"If you think an egg wouldn't work on a burger, you would be wrong."

"A good tattoo artist is hard to find these days. Here, though, you can't go wrong. Just check out the portfolios. Body Gallery seems to only hire true pros."

"Pumpkin pie bagels with NY style cheesecake cream cheese? Yes please. I will have seven."

"Quite possibly the only mechanics who will not rip you off."