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"Excellent doughnuts! Soft, warm, and perfectly baked!Awesome burritos! And fantastic Italian sodas, too!"

"Try the Homer Simpson sliders!"

"Ask for Jody, she'll make your drinks strong. Tell her Jerod sent you."

"For those who think Walmart has lower prices: get the Target discount card – the Red Card – and watch our prices either match or drop lower than Walmart. Score!"

"They never seem to have the cheese sauce for the cheese pretzels. If they do, GET IT. It'll change your life!"

"The grass always seems dead here, even during the Spring. The homeless and destitute frequent the park. Litter and refuse abounds. Surely, we Odessans can take better care of this once lovely plaza?"