Dustin Still

"Don't sit at the counter unless you have short legs, the stool is close enough for you to slam your knees when sitting down, it's very painful if you hit the cornered stylish woodwork."

"Don't leave stupid advertisements for tips...get with it lady...try the asiago focaccia bread."

"The carne adovada is to die for. We come here every year when on vacation! Our first stop every time!"

"You have to ask for them to use a clean knife. If you are allergic to anything, do not come here as they may kill you and not even care."

"The CHIPOTLE-based shark repellent is not hot at all...it is tasty though, but I read a tip that lured me in with "hot", and it's not..."