Eder Campuzano

"As the current mayor of Max's Tavern, I proclaim each visitor must purchase at least one Lippo. You shan't be disappointed."

"If you're here for the #OlympicTrials and you shell out $6 for a beer, make sure it's a Deschutes. Because who pays that much for a Coors, amirite? Don't be that guy/gal."

"Congrats! You found the secret J Lab, where there's always an empty Mac."

"J Majors: There's a special lab on the 4th floor just for you. Macs loaded with Final Cut and the Adobe suite in the southeast corner; Walk toward that southern window after the stairs and hang a left"

"Sometimes they run out of garlic bread (it's quite popular.) if they do, ask for some garlic spread when you're ordering: it's an excellent substitute."

"As soon as you enter, look left. There you'll find the best damn sandwiches on campus."