Edmond Lorts

"Get whatever you like, I won't suggest anything. Your taste might be different from mine."

"As mayor, I decree all tacos delicious. Sometimes I like to keep it simple with a bean and mushroom on corn."

"I couldn't find the hookers."

"As recent as six months ago, you could get here at 9:00am and be one of the first ten people in line. You must now arrive closer to 8:00am to be one of the first in line. Bring a chair, water & book."

"No one cares about this place, or four square, for that matter."

"Make sure you get on the right bus, there are two busses with the same number that have different routes."