Ethan

"It's absurd that the food court does not accept a debt card as payment. Cash or checks only. Checks?? It's 2014."

"Spicy mashed potatoes are definitely worth the spicy farts later on. :-)"

"First time I've ever had my nuts waxed. Surprisingly it wasn't as painful as I thought."

"Taco Tuesday? Nope! It's Taco Thursday!!!!"

"Unauthorized users will be charged $20? That is bull shit!"

"Why am I here? McDonalds depresses me. The low paying jobs in this country produce unhappy workers and it shows. Customers always act out and there is contempt everywhere you look."