Brian Granillo

"Don't drink the water"

"Try the eggplant lasagna. Super D! Also the craft beer selection and mixed drinks are excellent!"

"Don't eat the bananas...... those aren't bananas!"

"Be sure to inspect any tools you buy. People return tools and they go right back on the shelf.be sure you're getting what you paid for!"

"Dont use the elevator! Take the stairs you bum! It's only a four story building."

"find Joan and politely ask for a brownie. the only thing worth eating here..."