Ivan Rosas

"The Public Advocate needs to look into this city agency because I smell corruption!..."

"Why the fuck did you bring a child to the gay nude section????"

"The Spanish dude at the door is too damn nosy, freaking mall cop"

"Make sure they are going to do the procedure before you prepare for it the day before, I was on the operating room with a needle on my arm, only to hear from the stupid doctor that he wasn't doing it"

"You have to get a ticket and form a line as well"

"Bus drivers of the Leprechaun service line are total hillbilly cunts, very rude"