Shawn Miller

"If you walk your dog and it takes a dump right next to a garbage can equipped with doggie waste bags and you don't pick it up and throw it away, I'm pretty sure you're a douchebag."

"The pepper on the side of the southwestern breakfast bowl is hot as hades. It ruined my meal. Jeez."

"Why does downtown suck so bad? Every time I walked my dog some freak would ask for money or threaten to kill my dog or just yell crazy vulgarities at seemingly no one. Not gonna miss it."

"The al pastor burrito gives me an oralgasm every single time. One of my favorite Mexican places in town. Open 24 hrs. So its perfect for night owls like me."

"Try steven's hip hop class. It's the bomb. Good luck keeping up."

"Bartender Rich is awesome. Find him. Tell him what flavors you like and you're in for a treat. I had the Easter rum punch with a festive Easter egg ice cube. It was deRICHous!"