Jake Scott

"If I do the survey, I'll be sure to mention the staff that seem to dislike their late customers."

"I've never been to a mcdonalds where the workers gave less of a shit. Lines are crazy and it's impossible to get back on the road."

"It's cool when you drive 30 minutes to eat here and they are closed and refuse to serve you because a college football team is there. Turnovers are good and enough leftovers for a whole weekend."

"I always like this movie theater. Prices keep going up though. Be sure to show up early for popular movies, the theaters fill up. Sometimes ghetto kids with bad hygiene come here and smell like shit."

"The one in portage is horrid. This one is nice. French onion soup is great. Pizza burger is veal, not burger. Tastes different. I love going here. Chill place."

"Nice looking gas station. Not a dump. They have big red pop, nobody else does."