Jeremy Douglass

"If you can't find recycling bins in the front lobby, the agricultural inspectors have them."

"Any two cookies with any ice cream for a sandwich -- mix kona mud pie ice cream, chocolate chip macadamia nut, and double chocolate chip macadamia for maximum impact."

"Ask the proprietor about the history of mapping the island, and which his favorite maps are."

"Even though McDonalds sold its interest in Chipotle way back in 2006, some people still think they are connected. Check out the Chipotle Wikipedia page next time you are waiting in line."

"There are self-checkout stations, with the book thumper and everything. Significantly more fun than at the grocery store."

"Chipotle doesn't have a "secret menu" like In-N-Out, but they will mix up the ingredients any way you ask. Most popular off-menu item is a quesadilla."