Joel Larios

"Leave your UPS packages here. They'll hand it over to the UPS truck for you as long as the package has an RS, ARS or RS1 return label."

"According to an officer here, this is the second slowest working precinct on New York City."

"Don't ever ride your bike on the boardwalk while it's wet. Trust me, it's a bad idea."

"Get off the damn phone! It's not cool to disturb someone who is actually using the library for research or is studying."

"Don't take the elevator if you're only going one flight up. It's very annoying and time consuming as well. Try the stairs please."