"Don't do the lunchtime specials as take sways. Think I'll leave it!"
Indienne
· Soho, Royaume-Uni
7.8"Drank half my pint, said I wasn't happy with the quality of my measure. If you call a smack in the mouth a quibble...."
Pub
· Holmes Chapel, Royaume-Uni
6.3"Ask Phil why he keeps getting nosebleeds."
Boucherie
· Holmes Chapel, Royaume-Uni
"Free haircuts for pensioners on Mondays as long as you want it all off. Ladies only."
Salon de coiffure
· Cheshire, Royaume-Uni
"Go straight to the bar and ask for the dizzy blonde. Frothy, great body, nice creamy head if correctly executed. Can't say fairer than that."
Pub
· Holmes Chapel, Royaume-Uni
7.3"Free beer on Thursdays if you can answer the barman's riddle of the week. Nice idea Barry."
Pub
· Holmes Chapel, Royaume-Uni
7.3