John Wilkinson

"Plank of Pork - four cuts each prepared differently. Sounds huge but nicely proportioned dish (well, plank)"

"Beware the new loyalty scheme. Enrolment equals auto sign up for third-party marketing and reward vouchers only valid 60 days anyway. Who buys jeans that often?"

"Good service and free alterations. Always bargains to be had as well"

"Despite no signs we've just been rudely ejected because Meg (7) was with us. Empty pub. Wonder why!"

"Plan your parking. There's very few on street spaces unless you're leaving by 8am. And staff attitude is "We don't have parking.""