John Van Cleef

"Easy as 1-2-3 ! 1. Measure foot 2. Video walking and running on treadmill 3. Try on the RIGHT shoes for your feet! Love this place!"

"Crazy fun for the kids. They caught sunfish nonstop the entire time! I tight lined and didn't get a bite. Threw some grubs, nothing. There was one good bass, but it was dead and turtle lunch."

"Don't let them sit out on the patio when it's slow, they'll forget about you. OTB always seems to have excellent food, with shitty service."

"Blanche de Bruxelles. If that doesn't do it for ya, go RAHR!"

"Gas sign says 3.31. We fell for it. The back of the sign, and the pump, show 3.39. Valero 1, VanCleefs 0"

"Rat Toes and an ice cold Rahr! Make ya slap yo woman's ass it's so gud!"