jonathan brockman

"The staff makes it really hard to spend money here. Terrible service."

"An alligator lives under the bridge here."

"This Little hick town has one industry: speeding tickets."

"Before you order, walk out and go to Berns. The food is way better and you'll save some money."

"You expect to pay more for stuff when you're at the mall but Jesus"

"The prison toilet in the men's bathroom reminds me of my 20's."