Jonathan Cwynar

"If the Frito Pie doesn't finish you off, slide on over to the Taco Bell next doir and immerse yourself in a Smothered Burrito."

"This Panera hates the environment. they give everyone plastic silverware with their dine-in orders. The boys at Panera Corporate should watch this Panera's lazy management."

"Oklahoma Joe loves football, so he shuts it down on Sunday."

"Don't try the gum out of machine in the men's room, it taste like rubber."

"The basement bar is bomb-track!"

"Dunk shot is not encouraged."