Jordan Rudin

"Cluster fuck"

"Traded in my iPhone 4S and got more money than the iPhone 5 cost!"

"Service her is so slow, seem to be more worried about the drive thru than the big line of customers"

"$25 concealed weapons license class with purchase of a firearm"

"If your like me and don't like sea food (and only come here to please your wife) the burger is actually pretty good, but they don't seem to know the difference between medium and well."

"How about you supervise you damn kids and teach them to respect the smaller kids who can't do anything here except the bounce houses."