Justin Peterson

"Do you work here? Then don't check in here."

"You must get the chicken fried steak. That's a direct order, private! (PS, cash only.)"

"It has been mandated that you must order the fiesta scramble."

"Don't be a chump: get it animal-style."

"Reservations are meaningless. We had an 8:15 reservation on a Saturday night, but weren't seated until almost 9:30. Thank God the cocktails are so good...."

"Get the beef filet, or else...."