Kelsey

"Cool place to play pool, very slow service"

"Nice room, good food. Major issue is that one of my coworkers had bed bugs in her bed. Hotel was very accommodating but still. Its bed bugs."

"It says people talk about this being fancy... its a convenient store. Whats so fancy, the Perrier?"

"If its your first time, make sure you're sober. They have this whole orange ticket situation that is very hard to process after a night out."

"I didn't realize that intimate meant that people would be making out at the table across from me"

"Yes to everything"