Ken Kristoffer Tort

"Wifi is fast and reliable! Coffee is just okay, but very affordable"

"I have just recently installed my doorbell! Ring it!"

"Text or Call before knocking, as the apartment seems to be acoustically challenged and knocks are rarely heard from the bed room where i usually hang out."

"If you can't decide which drink to order, you can never go wrong with Southern Blend Iced Tea. :)"

"Be sure not to bring food or drink on styro; that's a no-no to the college's campaign for environmentalism"

"Be specific about what you want your drink to be. My latte was ALL FOAM its like I'm sipping air. Efff"