Kevin Clarke

"Best prime rib. Go late and enjoy the outside seating to yourself!"

"I went there to order a large fudge brownie dasher and the lady gave me brownies that were so hard I thought my teeth were going to fall out! #chocolatecroutons"

"Inching closer and closer to me doesn't make the line move faster, it just makes me wanna punch you old woman."

"Those guys that hang out behind the dumpster seem pretty cool..."

"No one here has any idea what no tomatoes means. Asses."

"Surround sound rules!....now shut up and watch TV!!"