Kinu Panda

"The map on the bus shelter wall is outdated (from 2007), so don't use it!"

"Reasonably clean men's room... for a bus station, of course."

"Make sure to give Ted a belly rub!"

"If you like your sub toasted, watch out at this location... keep an eye on the oven to make sure they don't burn it!"

"If you shop at the HEB across the street, check your receipt... it might have a coupon for a free sandwich with the purchase of any value-sized meal!"