Jordan Koehler

"Cheapest cigarettes for miles"

"Pizza was good but the orange juice was booty."

"I could hear the music so that's cool"

"If the waitress tells you it's a lot of food, it's a lot of food."

"Cheap beer with a unique environment"

"Don't use a cart on super bowl game day. I felt like LaMichael cuttin through the traffic even without one"