Kristi Champion

"White Bean soup and mussels pair perfectly with the Daft Punk currently making these speakers bounce."

"Some of the best beef tartare I have ever eaten. Incredible. Kusshi oysters are also killer."

"Avoid at all costs the screaming homeless man with the large pole and giant bag of what looks like dirty laundry over his shoulder."

"Love the prickly pear margarita. I've experienced first-hand such rave reviews as "That is real pink." and "It comes with sugar on the rim?" Delicious and oh-so-pretty."

"Godzilla (Burger OTM for Feb) is killer."

"They should rechristen the bathrooms "Splashzones". Pee and water everyyyywherrrre."