"FYI...don't have a drink closer than 5' from the pool (tho it's NOT posted), don't play with the pool rope, don't play music (forbidden!!), and don't say "suck it" (really?!?!?). It's a family place!!"
"Make reservations online first and then get there 30 minutes early. It makes the process go smoother and faster. Don't be those people that hold up everyone else!!"