Luke Martin

"Are you a popular teenager? (I wasn't.) This is a great place to show off the car your parents bought for you."

"Consider yourself lucky they didn't use the same gravel for the roads that they did for the "beach.""

"I mean, I know it's just McDonald's but these guys are the first worst at being friendly with their customers."

"Watch out for the lady in 2306. She's apparently got nothing better to do than monitor the parking lot and complain at people."

"These are good guys. You aren't going to get jerked around here."

"Looking for a place to play pick-up soccer? You can find people playing here most nights if the week."