Maria Vanhook

"Hotel is okay - I am picky on where I stay and decided to give this boutique hotel a go. Noted: small room, noisy, door slamming, weird noises from ventilation, odd bath layout, poor lighting."

"There is an opening in the Diva Den. Candidates must pass rigourous "o no u dint" and pop culture test."

"I have been going here for 5+ years - Rosemar does my hairz and it is amazing always. Ask for her and she will make you even more gorg. Xo"

"Did u know Chewbaccccca was alive and on vacation with me?"

"The combos are fantastic"

"May I have some COMBOs please? Thanks."