Matthew Evangelisti

"Pre-roasted, pre-packaged, stale beans. Real "coffee snobs" beware."

"Idk why all laundromats don't already have this.. It's like the only piece of information that everyone wants last minute quick, but can never get.. So here it is"

"Overpriced and way under maintained. I would expect better management and maintenance for the price. Look out for the super in the mornings while he's yelling at the garbage room."

"Employees here are the slowest I've ever seen, in every department. Any slower, they'd be in reverse."

"So I guess this means checking in to work while we're at home works too"