Matthew Roberts

"There is a wild animal that will eat your face off...."

"Careful with his dog..... she takes a bite..... out of crime!!!"

"Play with his dog.... she really cool!!"

"Play with his pets, they are the coolest!!!!"

"I would rather sit on Andrea the Giants thumb than be seen here for any medical reason more than a paper cut, the service and care the squids provide here is on par with an aids clinic in Africa!"

"As good as any other olive garden, asia the waitress is so good and careing, roscato first time iv had it, not a big wine drinker but that is the shit!!!!"