Matty Daddy

"The service here is actually very good. So is the veggie burger! Give it a spin!"

"Triple grande skinny vanilla latte. Git er dun!"

"If you are fan of imported beers, try the Harrar! It's very light, crisp and refreshing."

"If you're a fan of tasty libations, try the Margarita Perfecta. If they have their A-team tending bar, it will make your toes curl with jubilation!"

"Beware of the old-timers that make the locker rooms their own personal soapbox for loud, communal, politics-infused innapropriateness."