Micah Pfeiffer

"This place is amazing. Tiki bars can be very terrible, this place is bad-ass!"

"The food here is pretty sub-par, but then again, I wasn't expecting much."

"Get the bloody orange soda. It's fresh!"

"Come her for the view, stay for the hospitality."

"Don't sit at the bar. The stools are very uncomfortable."

"Fuck shit tube steak! Eat the whiskey, fuck your arm, and get a tattoo next door. It's good for what ales you. Oh, and by-pass the booths. I hear you can contract Conjunctivitis from them."