Michael Manzo

"Does anybody come here anymore? It's always dead when I come."

"Great Indian food. If ask for extra hot it basically comes out mild."

"This Marriott is struggling. A/c is broken, found ants in my room and my shower was a slow drainer. Next time I'll stay at the Westin."

"It smells like piss here!"

"French onion soup is awesome!"

"Don't try to non rev to Dallas on a Sunday."