Michael Groszek

"Don't come here if you want beer other than lagers and Samuel Adams"

"If you're cruising around (especially with kids), stay above the blue stayer's line to help traffic flow."

"If you're cruising around (especially with kids), stay above the blue stayer's line to avoid collisions."

"You can just get some Optus 3G reception on the northern platform. Not so on the southern."

"Ask Stephanie to play the piano for you."

"Surprisingly good food"