Michael Peters

"Astroworld was still open near here when bush was President. Thanks Obama!!!!"

"This place needs to bring back pulled pork!"

"Studies have shown everyone who chooses not to eat a Mc Rib will eventually die."

"This place sells bacon. Great establishment."

"They play Maury and other awesome TV shows that display the perils of a life for people lacking intelligence but high in fertility. Great food and entertainment!"

"With realistic expectations, this is a delightful experience with cliche subpar service, nasty greasy food, and those chicken tenders are actually fish. Fun place to eat every once in a while!"