Mike Brown

"Smells nice, is stupidly dark, sells clothes for chavs."

"Your dentist won't approve!"

"It's McDonalds, do you REALLY need a tip? It'll be the same as everywhere else in the world. Yum/yawn."

"Never had anything but a fantastic meal in here. The beer is always good too. Not sure about the music though, Mark. We had chav dance crap last time (and Kings of Leon are crap too :-p)"

"OK steak for the price. Rubbish for football as it's random if they decide to put the commentary on instead of music. Staff are awful. Customers can be "rock" fans, so unique they all dress the same."

"This pub is ****ing awful for football. You might get commentary, you might get chav music. the second the final whistle goes, you WILL get chav music. Also expensive and awful beer."