Mike Kite

"Very yummy. Try the fried chicken sandwich and Abita root beer."

"The moat is stocked with Lebanese piranha which are highly venomous but very delicious!"

"The squirrels in the attic were imported from Iceland and are used in the signature draft Icelandic Turtlewasser."

"The brewery creates more than a dozen craft brews each year. And the fried chicken is delicious."

"The sushi at the food court is yummy."

"Try the brisket. Or get a big mess of mussels or clams."