Moody Bot

"Terrible service. "Sandwich Engineers" barely looked at me, paid more attention to songs on the radio than my order."

"The Robot Johnson schedule has changed. Performances are now every third and first Saturday of the month at 9pm. Doors open at 7:30. www.robotjohnson.com"

"Niki Sudyam is the best receptionist in history. Period."

"Stop on by and sing "Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia" at the top of your lungs. See how long it takes Judith's head to explode!"

"Do not attempt to use the bathroom here if you value your health or sanity."

"I have enough TP, but the handicapped spaces should be closer to the potty."