Chip Johnson

"That wooden horse has quite the enormous dong."

"Try the quail."

"Best auto parts store in town, bar none. The patient, friendly staff took me from scared neophyte to capable novice, able to discern which jobs I could do myself, and which to leave to the pros."

"in·iq·ui·ty/iˈnikwitē/ - Noun: Immoral or grossly unfair behavior.in·eq·ui·ty/inˈekwitē/Noun: Lack of fairness or justice.Just FYI."

"Fish was disappointing to me, but try a carnitas soft taco. Revelatory!"

"Last Friday of the month pm rides have a band and snacks. It's a party!"