Karen Jessop

"The kiosk vendors on the ground floor are an overly aggressive pain in the ass. Walk the top floor to avoid them."

"Sunday morning reading on the back patio will be accompanied by loud and excessive throat clearing from neighbor."

"Beware of texters!"

"Get the homemade chips. They are a religious experience!"

"Pull forward when the person ahead leaves so there's room at the end for newcomers."

"The cornbread is delicious!"