Steve Allen

"They say they close at 7 but you can't get a take-out at ten to. Tut. Pull your finger out."

"Here's what to not do when they dim they lights. http://youtu.be/TBQH5ZZ1gI8"

"Sit by the door & you can use the FreeRunner hotspot from Phones4U across the street."

"Bring your own napkins. They only ever give you one and that's if you order food. They put the food on it, so it's already dirty when you get it."

"South-bound has auto-flush toilets, north-bound doesn't. There's a footbridge, it's worth the walk."

"I think I just added to the spice."